Anyway-here are a few good examples.
Pretty close. Should be "keep" not "leave." I make this kind of language mistake in Chinese all the time.
Similar to the truth more exciting. Even in Chinese that doesn't make sense...or does it, Chinese scholars?
I like presh food a lot. I like fresh food even more.
I assume this is directed at the customer.
If only I didn't shop on a bicycle! Makes quantity shopping pretty difficult. Maybe that's why "ifs cheaper" rather than "it's cheaper." It's all about the possibility.
"I will stand by your forever." or 20 minutes. Psst- no one in China lives in a house that looks like the one portrayed in the picture.